-Got to learn Latin. -I don't like Latin.
-Got to learn the clarinet. -I don't like the clarinet.
Got to learn weird things.
University! Woo-hoo! Got rid of my tie. Woo-hoo!
Doing Accounting and Financial Management.
But I kept all my copyrights. Woo-hoo!
Come and see my show, come and see my show.
- off, mate. -Come and see my show.
Screw you, mister.
Look, look at my leaflet.
Phoo! Even bribery doesn't work.
At first, I was crap.
Hang on.
Then I could do it.
Yay!
Now you give me cash!
-Two men went into a pub... - off, you!
Oh. This is not very easy.
And he's rather rude.
Then one day, I found a box full of clothes,
put a skirt on and it made my bum look big.
But I found a cape too and I became...
Captain Transvestite!
He goes everywhere and doesn't really help
-Hey, lads. Need any help? - Fuck off, mate.
Same old, same old.
America!
Then I decided to go to New York!
Hey, fuck off, mate. It'll never happen... Ooh!
Wembley.
Can you hear me at the back?
Yay!
And you're still not funny!